Low is good Attribute Scores for roll high Attribute Tests!

I love attribute tests - but I don't like people who are new to d&d getting confused about combat rolls being roll high and attribute tests being roll low. Here's a solution. 

Low is Good Attributes: 

Your character has 6 attributes. You want these as low as possible! 

To determine a score for each roll 3d6 and minus the result from 22. 

• Weakness – to test if your physical strength fails you. 
• Clumsiness – to test if your physical dexterity fails you. 
• Frailty – to test if your physical constitution fails you. 
• Ignorance – to test if your wisdom and knowledge fails you. 
• Stupidity – to test if your intelligence and wits fails you. 
• Repulsiveness – to test if your charisma and charm fails you. 

To Test: Roll a d20. Success = Roll equal to or above your attribute score (plus/minus modifiers as required).

What do you do with your day!? Thoughts on asynchronous play

This blog has an associated discord server: https://discord.gg/NDrtRKs and on it I run a variety of games. I very much like the idea of a open table that people from all over the world can jump in at any time and play. Additionally, because of where I live the tyranny of timezones means that I have a hard time organizing a 3 hour voice/video session online (that and general life commitments). 

This has lead to me thinking about and experimenting with asynchronous play quite a bit recently (over the last 2 years or so). By "asynchronous", I mean that the players and referee don't have to "play" at the same time. The referee can get orders and information from all of the players over a period of time (say, a day or two) then collate them all into one cohesive set of events and then report that back to the players. Repeat that process until the game is done. 

In my recently completed  "Chrorospyrog" game ( https://lizardmandiaries.blogspot.com/2021/08/chorospyrog-player-character-generator.html + https://lizardmandiaries.blogspot.com/2021/08/on-misty-mud-plain-of-fosmuck-often.html ) I formatted the request for "turn orders" to the players as "What do you do with your day?!". This worked very well with that game because I had planned for the game to run for exactly two weeks of in game time and ensured that each players did something interesting in each of those days. 

Asking the players for a days worth of orders (or a half day, or an hour, or week/month/year, etc) allows the referee to get a good idea of what each players is trying to achieve with their characters time and then can work out how all those different orders, ideas, plans and schemes all work together. It avoids one of the issues I see with gaming on discord of certain players taking up a lot of time and attention while they doing something very specific - and the other players are ignored for a period of time.  

Also, this approach eliminates the issue of players being in different timezones. If I give every player 48 hours to give me a days worth of orders for their character that is manageable regardless of your time zone (rather than logging on in during a specific 3 hour window on a weekend). 

This approach probably favors broader stroke games (two weeks in the worm tower city witnessing its civil downfall and a bug invasion for example) but you could always "zoom" in the turn order for a more granular game. Also there is nothing stopping you zooming in and out as required. 

• During combat you might ask "What do you do with the next 30 seconds?!"
• During dungeon exploration you might ask 'What do you with the next 5 minutes?!" 
• During overland exploration you might ask "What do you do with half your day?!

You will get varied amount of details from players in their orders. Some players will give you very specific sets of instructions, whereas some will be happy with a simple sentence with a broad outline of what they want to achieve. Both types of instructions work perfectly well! 

Finally, I've been using freeform or ruleless approach to run these games (specifically using my d6 Kontext Spiel "protocols" inspired by the Free Kriegspiel Revolution: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/363342/Kontext-Spiel-d6 [Free, for those interested]). I'm not quite ready to do a blog post on why I think running games without rules is a incredibly fun and rewarding way to go, but I have been thinking about it of late. Regardless, using a freeform set of protocols avoids rules getting in the way of the the weird and wonderful scenarios you will be presented with from the various player instructions. Having to shoehorn player actions into stricter rules/protocols chews up a lot of time and cognitive load and gets in the way of interaction with the game world. You don't need them! I will do some contextual rolls for each player as appropriate, some get a single roll of the d6, some might get 5 or more. The other beautiful thing of using the freeform system is that I feel very liberated to tackle any type of game that comes to mind, from a skirmish game, to a massive battle between commanders with 100 units each, to single characters spending two weeks in weird decaying city, or strange mutated hobos setting fire to ruined apartment buildings as they are beset by dream spiders, without having to write a new set of rules. I've got everything I need to run any game I can think of (Which is a d6 and a willingness to consider the probability of any attempted action)! 

Give it a go, and if you run a game like this please consider giving me an invite! 

An example I am quite fond of, from the recent Chrorospyrog game: 

Note: There are two players listed here but the Chrorospyrog game had 9 players. The game was divided into a variety of different channels representing ares in the game world. This way players could pursue different goals in different places in the game world without the chat log becoming a confusing mess! 

Additional note: These events took place in the second last day of the game, so the updates were longer and more involved than normal. A referee can make the updates as long or as short as the game requires or they desire. 

Me: 

• Alegrin orders the mudmen to begin the production of crab armour for the maggots and themselves. Perhaps in another life the mudmen were smiths - because they do an acceptable job of wrapping the maggots in tooth mail coats. A large amount of arms and armour has been left abandoned in the factories - enough for each of the maggots and the mud men to be wrapped in carapace like layers of tooth mail armour. A few select mudmen and maggots receive heavier armour, plates of bronze, shaped in the vision of the glorious joyful crab! The mudmen even shape some hand armour and weld them with some pick blades to form crab claw gauntlets! The arms and armour are muddy and sooty - but crablike and hardy.... the tower remains empty the whole day - the band is not disturbed!
• Shyknar Has no success summoning beetles...he feels the mud nearby has been emptied of beetle kind. He feels a pain in the earth. Many beetles have died recently. Though there is hope...though the nearby towers and the muddy earth have been cleared of beetles he can sense that there are others nearby. Shkynar attempts to call the beetles to him all day...but none come...
  
  That is until sunset.
  
  Watching the mud plains darken with the setting sun Shkynar, despondent and beetleless, feels a presence of great power...it scuttles largely towards him...The queen!
  
  The obsidian beetle queen has come! Enraged at the onslaught on her hive she means to bring slaughter directly to the city. She is accompanied by her royal gaurd, huge bear sized rhino beetles. She herself is glorious and huge and shining and dripping with quicksilver.  Her many mandibles drip with acid and eggs pour from her, a carpet of hatchlings behind her.
  
  She communicates with Shkynar with her overpowering pheromones, "Will you fight for me, Beetle Mancer? Or shall you be devoured? We will return in the morning for your answer"
• The sun sets, the queen and her royal gaurd and brood are out there on the moon lit plains. Alegrin and Shyknar rest the evening in the factory. On the next and final day, what do they do?!

Shyknar: "I will fight to the end of the earth for you my Queen if I can be your King"

Alegrin: That night, Alegrin is struck with a vision, a vision of crab-beetle empire. (And perhaps himself as a trusted advisor, for do not all great names flourish with right hands behind the scenes?). In the morning the Crab paladins approach the beetle queen, and Alegrin raises his stone and succinctly sets out an offering of unity and marriage on behalf of his comrade-paladin Shyknar. If he's afraid of the rhino-beetles, the eggs, the hatchlings and by the Crab God the pheromones, he doesn't show an iota of it! The towers shall be Hers but also His and the Crab God's! (Of course he's backed up by the Army of the Peace Through Stone Crab God Initiative).

Me: 

• The two crab paladins Alegrin and Shyknar leave their abandoned factory stronghold. They march out onto the mudplains of Fosmuck as the sun rises, their retinue of assorted, armored beings, behind them. They march for sometime until they encounter the smell and the hatchling swarm. Treading delicately, to as not crush any royal spawn, they approach the queen in her shallow mud burrow. As they come close she pulls herself out of the earth, revealing her enormous bulk and glory! 
• The gem of Alegrin is raised, it glows joyfully and calmly! The queen bows her head and hears the proposal of the two paladins. Silence. And then, a flooding of sweet pheromones of joy and acceptance and fertility! The queen is to be married! 
• The rhino beetle royal guard is stand offish, fossicking their mandibles and claws brusquely...but they accept whatever decision their queen makes. The queen is to marry the half beetle half man abomination...and that is that. 
• The ceremony is short, as there is a war to be fought, but Shkynar is made a throne of quicksilver rot and served the juiciest of beetle jelly! A feast of pheromones wafts through the air - the assorted maggots, mudmen are most intoxicated, swaying and chanting and praising the joyful crab and his holy emissary the obsidian beetle queen! Oh what glorious and holy days we live in! 
• Words and pheromones, mud and rot, the engraving of carapace and flesh. The act is done!  Shkynar and the queen of the obsidian beetles are wed! She wishes him to climb up her carapace! A most solemn and holy act! He may fight from her back in the coming battle!

How I Write Generators

Chris Mennell (https://linktr.ee/chrismennell) asked me to do a post about my methods for creating random tables/generators. Here it is! 

(Note: I use the terms tables/generators pretty interchangeably but in general a table is a list of random results and a generator is a combination of random lists). 

Why tables/generators? Some quick thoughts: 

• They help you think up things that you wouldn’t think up otherwise by making you put together unusual combinations. This in turn makes your games more interesting because you will put in things in your games you wouldn’t otherwise (I know my games would just be filled with slugs and crystals and caves if I didn’t use random generators/tables). 
• I think that the process of rolling on a few random tables (in the case of a generator) makes the thing you are generating come alive better in your brain better than if you just read about that thing as a simple table entry. The components all gluing together in real time makes it a bit more lifelike to play with. 
• Using a generator rather than a premade thing makes the game interesting for the referee as new things come into being as they run/plan – rather than having everything prewritten. 
• This one is a little woowoo but, in some ways I like generators as a divination tool – the game world is literally existing somewhere in the multiverse and the table is the crystal ball that lets you see through to that world.    

On to how I create generators. Some more thoughts: 

• I’m always referring to my “Aspects” table, which is the “periodic table” of my generators. Having something like this is very useful because whatever topic you are making a generator or table for, it gives you a base guide for ideas. For example: I am going to make a generator for different landscape and need some ideas. I can go to the aspect table and use the d40 results there as ideas for 40 different places. Eg, “Death, rot, decay” = Charnel Grounds. “Darkness, shadows, loss” = Graveyard. “Value, Gems, Gold” = Bank or Mineral Deposit. I think its well worth creating your own periodic table of gaming motifs that works for you! (I explore this idea a little more in this post: http://lizardmandiaries.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-automated-past-and-present-atomic.html .

• Having several tables in a generator gives you a lot more bang for your buck than a single table of results. You get weirder combinations and a lot more results for a lot less writing. Because of this I think its best to try and get the individual table results as broad and interpretive as possible (while still maintaining as much usability as possible). If things are too specific they won’t work with the other results on the other tables and that’s a waste. The other good thing about being broad is that you may interpret the table results differently on different days/when you are a different mood. Even more bang for your buck! Further, keeping things broad allows them to be interpreted differently in different contexts. “Earth, Stone, Soil” means a different thing if you get that result inside a building than if you rolled out in a city street, and different again if the result is rolled out in the woods.
• Kind of straight forward but the more entries you have on the component tables of your generators the bigger the range of result you will get. 6 x 6 is 36. 6 x 6 x 6 is 216. 12 x 12 x 12 is 1728. 20 x 20 x 20 is 8000. 36 x 36 x 36 is 46656. 36 x 36 x 36 x 36 is 1,679,616! You get the idea.

Building the generator. Thoughts and example: 

• Generally, I start with a base table. Whatever I am trying to make a generator for, I boil it down to its most basic component part. From there I can add different tables to warp that baseline thing. For a monster I want to know what its general shape is. This might be two tables – perhaps the same list but you roll twice and combine – giving you things like Chicken+Tiger or Snail+Elephant – this is a weirder and more monstrous and has more details for your brain to play with then just Chicken or Tiger or Snail or Elephant. Then I like to know the aesthetics of a thing – what is unique about the thing visually. Sticking with our Snail+Elephant we might roll Flame or Ice or Bones then we have Snail+Elephant+Flame for example. Finally, I would want a table that goes beyond just its visual appearance, what does this monster want, or what does it do, etc. The more details the better. Well, to a point, you don’t want the table too unwieldy that the details just overrule each other and the whole thing collapses in on itself in your brain. 4 or 5 results seems about right to me.
• For the example structure for a generator, I’ve been in need of a basic hex stocker for a while now, so I shall use that.
• Because I don’t have it in me to do a d40 tables for every part of the generator I have ripped one column from my aspect table and will use that as an inspiration for a bunch of d10 tables. Hopefully you can see how I used each of these as a base for inspiration in the other tables.   

Here are the tables I think would come together to make a nice hex or area generator: 

d10 Base area: The overall climate/region/biome/etc. Could possibly roll on this twice and combine the results for a more unique area. 

1. Misty, cloud capped mountains. 

2. Huge, thunderous, flowing river. 

3. Thick, enveloping, luscious jungle. 

4. Empty, desolate and echoing tundra. 

5. Frozen, snow filled arctic wasteland. 

6. Building and street filled town. 

7. Glassy, still and reflective lakeland. 

8. Crashing wave, cliff filled coastland. 

9. Ancient, dusty and long forgotten ruins. 

10. Dead lifeless tree and refuse filled rotland. 

d10 Area aesthetics: How does this area look different to other areas? You could roll on this table twice for more interesting/weird area. 

1. Glorious clouds, rays of blessed sunlight, calming golden fogs. 

2. Heavy rain, grey clouds, flooding, lightning. 

3. New growth or construction, fresh, glowing, young, vibrant. 

4. Shining, metallic, reflective, glass, clean, sterile. 

5. Mud, encasement, caught and captured by things overgrown. 

6. Warped, mutated, wrong, bizarre, things too big or small and infected. 

7. Wide open, clear vistas, stars, the horizon, vision. 

8. Broken, destroyed, collapsed, ruined, crevices, cracks.  

9. Dust, sand, aged, ancient, bones and fossils. 

10. Rotten, diseased, unhealthy, smoke, ash, skulls. 

d10 Area stocking: What is in this area? Roll twice on this table twice and combine to get a more lively area. 

1. A group of people.

2. Significant building or structure. 

3. Beasts. 

4. Significant vegetation. 

5. Something particularly unusual.  

6. Nothing. 

7. A group of people.  

8. Treasure. 

9. Beasts. 

10. Significant vegetation. 

d10 Area atmosphere: What is the vibe of this area? Again rolling twice would yield a more interesting result (but perhaps the combinations may be a bit too esoteric to be immediately useful. Peaceful war? Frozen regrowing?) 

1. Peaceful – all is calm.

2. At war – all is conflict. 

3. Regrowing – things are getting better. 

4. Repeating – things are caught in a loop 

5. Frozen – things are held in place. 

6. Chaos – all is disorder. 

7. Ominous – conflict is looming. 

8. Tense – things are close to chaos or conflict. 

9. Venerable – things have been here a very long time. 

10. Diseased – things are sick and dying. 

• Further, just to ensure the generators usefulness I would include generators for each of the stocking results. For each unique stocking result I would have three or four  tables, Base, Aesthetics and Desire and/or Power . 

(I think I would roll twice and combine on all of these). 

d10 People Base: 

1. Religious order 

2. Explorers 

3. Farmers 

4. Philosophers

5. Soldiers 

6. Chaos cultists 

7. Prophecy seekers 

8. Destroyers 

9. Historians 

10. Illness carriers 

d10 Structure Base:

1. Stupa 

2. Mill 

3. Farm 

4. Tower 

5. Fortress 

6. Laboratory 

7. Church 

8. Mine 

9. Library 

10. Graveyard 

d10 Beast Base: 

1. Jellyfish

2. Crow

3. Snake 

4. Cat

5. Spider 

6. Amoeba 

7. Bear 

8. Porcupine 

9. Beetle 

10. Fly 

d10 Vegetation Base: 

1. Lotus 

2. Weeds

3. Flower

4. Mushroom

5. Vines 

6. Cacti 

7. Trees

8. Roots 

9. Huge trunk trees

10. Mould 

d10 Treasure Base: 

1. Cushion

2. Potion 

3. Sapling 

4. Mirror 

5. Amulet 

6. Blessing

7. Armour 

8. Weapon 

9. Book

10. Relic 

Detail tables for bases: 

d10 Aesthetic:  

1. Golden fog and enveloping cloth.  

2. Wet grey damp and leather.   

3. Green tendrils and fresh things.  

4. Reflective, malleable metal. 

5. Rusted, cumbersome metal.  

6. Tuberous growths and weird patterns. 

7. Spikes and spines. 

8. Cracks, rags and tatters. 

9. Venerable, grand and ornate. 

10. Bones and rot. 

d10 Desire: 

1. To have Peace everlasting. 

2. Constant movement and novelty. 

3. Constant reproduction. 

4. To have others understand them. 

5. To capture others (to enslave, eat, etc). 

6. To constantly warp and corrupt other things. 

7. To ensure order and things foretold are maintained. 

8. To destroy everything. 

9. To record and know all things. 

10. To bring death and disease. 

d10 Power : 

1. Calm and stupor inducement. 

2. Speed and swiftness. 

3. Life giving and regrowing. 

4. Reflection and mimicry. 

5. Capturing and freezing. 

6. Burning and changing. 

7. Foreseeing and far sight. 

8. Breaking and slicing. 

9. Remembering and recalling. 

10. Killing and silencing. 

Combine everything and you should a little interesting to have some adventure in! Note: Use the “Atmosphere” table to get some insight on the stocking results. Further, I would highly recommend “automating” any tables/generators you use in HMTL using this post: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/09/automatic-list-to-html-translator.html